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April 14, 2007

Media-Related Insanity

First we have Imus fired for a stupid, throwaway comment. Of course he shouldn't have said it, but FIRED? From both radio and TV when his JOB has always been to shock his listeners?

Now we have Terry Moran of ABC News saying the we shouldn't feel to sorry for the Duke accusers because they are white and rich, so they'll bounce back just fine. How vile and disgusting a statement is that? What if they HADN'T been wealthy???

They'd be sitting in jail right now, that's what. What a freaking stupid, vile thing to say.

And then we have Nancy Grace another vile spewer of tabloid TV journalism...

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March 08, 2007

Rosie Invents A New Word: "Weightist"

Amidst her accusations of American Idol being racist, Rosie O'Donnel said that they're also "weightist."

Freaking hilarious.

She was talking about Frenchie Davis being kicked off the show in a previous season because topless photos of her emerged while Antonella Barba is still competing despite the racy photos of her that have been all over the internet. According to Rosie, not only was Frenchie kicked off the show because she's black, but ALSO because she was overweight.

Um, Rosie.... can you say Fantasia Barrino? Winner of the contest three seasons ago? Fantasia wasn't extremely TAN, she's black. How about Lakisha Jones, the overweight contestant this year with an AMAZING voice who will no doubt finish in the top two or three? Then there's Chris Sligh, overweight as well but one of the top three singers on the guy's side.

I don't know why I'm even wasting time on this, I'm just feeding into the Rosie-publicity-monster. She's incapable of staying out of the limelight for more than a couple of weeks at a time. I'm sure our fine psychiatric community will come up with "disease" to explain it, perhaps related to ADD or ADHD.

Source: BuddyTV

December 13, 2006

Why Are There No Fat People In McDonald's Commercials?

On the heels of my previous post (which was tounge in cheek for the denser among you) I risk being branded an "anti-fat" guy with this one. Well, heck, I'll admit it... I am "anti-fat" as it's more unhealthy than people realise and will probably contribute to bringing down the health care system in the U.S., but I digress...

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November 28, 2006

Penguin Burn-Out

Penguins.

Freaking penguins.

Everywhere.

American culture has reached penguin saturation. I cannot turn around without finding a stinking penguin staring me in the face. They're in commercials, they're in movies, cereal boxes, juice containers, magazines.... just everywhere, and I've had it.

Corporate America, can you please find some NEW cute thing to use as your basis for the next advertising fad? I'm pretty sure that when I'm hitting the limit a lot of other people must be hitting it as well.

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September 08, 2006

Dems Cry Over "Inaccuracies" Of 9/11 Program

Democrats are crying "foul!" over an upcoming ABC program which highlights what went wrong in regards to stopping Al Qaeda from attacking the U.S. five years ago. They want absolutely no blame whatsoever placed at the feet of President Clinton, as if the entire threat materialized only after President Bush was sworn in.

Osama bin Laden must have been genetically engineered and grown to adulthood within a matter of months after the 2000 presidential election because apparently he didn't exist as a threat before then.

Where was the Democrats' outcry concerning wild innaccuracies in regards to Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11?

I guess innaccuracy only bothers them when it makes them look bad.

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June 11, 2006

CNN: Killing al-Zarqawi? That Was a BAD thing.

I watched with amusement this morning Wolf Blitzer interviewing some high ranking Iraqi government official, and sorry, but his title escapes me. He was pretty high up the food chain, in any case. The funny thing about it was that Blitzer kept trying to put a negative spin on al-Zarqawi's death but the official just wouldn't fall for it, and as a matter of fact seemed a bit confused by Blitzer's line of questioning.

Blitzer concentrated on the question of whether women and children were killed during the bombing. The official said that one or more women were killed, but they were associates of al-Zarqawi, and that one child had been killed and that was unfortunate. He tried to stress the fact that the Iraqi government acquired a ton of intelligence via this operation through journals and computer files, but Blitzer virtually shrugged that news off to go on and talk about the threat of increased attacks. The official basically said in a diplomatic way "Listen, we've got these guys on the run, we killed their leader in Iraq and we have a ton of leads, got that?"

You'd think that the killing of al-Zarqawi would be reported as a GOOD thing, but no... immediately news programs are latching on to the theory that this will only increase Al-Qaeda's resolve and that someone even worse will step in to fill that vacuum and that even more attacks will be the consequence and blah, blah, blah. God forbid that we get ANY credit for accomplishing the HUGE task of killing the number two man in Al-Queda, eh? Oh, yeah, the other bit I heard was "Well, we still don't have Osama."

I've decided I have to laugh at coverage like this, otherwise I'll just burst a blood vessel getting angry about it.

April 01, 2006

Peter Jackson Doing The Next Star Trek Movie?

Holy cow, would that be cool or what? Check it out:

Peter Jackson to direct Star Trek 11

February 21, 2006

Aston Martin DBS: Final Version Actually Resembles Concept

Check out the new Aston Martin DBS that will make it's debut in the upcoming James Bond Movie: Casino Royale:

Concept....
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...and the result.

I have to say that's probably the closest I've ever seen a production car come to the concept drawing/design that inspired it.

Sweet...

Source: MI6

February 16, 2006

Funny George Bush Spoof

Although I voted for him twice and this is poking fun at all his idiosyncracies, I have to admit I laughed out loud more than once at this guy impersonating George Bush at a roast ceremony for Jeff Foxworthy:

http://www.wimp.com/bushcomedy/

The guy really has his mannerisms and speech patterns down pat.

"Manhattan as I understand it is an island.... an island entirely surrounded by water."

LOL! :-)

Thanks to Britta for sending me the link.

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Bryant Gumbel: Insulting And Racist Quote Of The Day

From HBO's Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel on February 7th, in regards to the Winter Olympics:

"So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention."

Nice, huh?

So do I understand this correctly? If there were a significant number of blacks in the Winter Olympics, then the Winter Games would count as actual athletic competition?

Can you imagine Bill O'Reilly or Rush Limbaugh saying the equivalent, but reverse, concerning sprinters in the Summer Olympics or talking about professional basketball? How long before the words left his lips would you have the standard assortment of supposed black civil rights "leaders" in front of cameras and microphones calling him a racist?

Yet here we are a week after that comment and it finally pops up on Drudge via Newsbusters.org.

Not to mention how in his full quote he insults ALL athletes that participate in the Winter Games (click on the Newsbusters link for full quote and audio).

Putz.

February 12, 2006

Shaving/Razor Commercials

Ok, I know this is so minor that it's stupid, but what can I say...? It's always bugged me that in commercials which advertise either shaving creme or some new, high tech, laser-guided razor (it can't be that far off, can it?), that the actors have shaved BEFOREHAND.

Advertisers: If you want to convince me that your new five blade or whatever razor is really "all that", show a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow applying shaving creme, shaving an area with ONE stroke and have the result be a baby-butt smooth area where the razor just passed.

If you show a guy who's clean shaven running a razor (no doubt without blades) over his face, how am I supposed to believe that your product is so amazing?

February 07, 2006

CIA Email Classified "Secret" Concerning Media Leaks... is Leaked

Sometimes I read something that is dripping with so much irony that it boggles the mind.

According to an ABC News Exclusive, the director of the CIA has launched a major internal probe into media leaks about covert operations. Porter Goss (Director of the CIA) sent an agency-wide email concerning classified information being leaked to the media.

Now here is my very favorite part of the news story:

"According to people familiar with the Goss e-mail, sent in late January and classified secret... [emphasis added]"

Is that a laugh-riot or what? Even a classified email discussing an investigation into who is leaking information to the media is leaked to the media.

Personlly I hope they throw the book at whoever is leaking information, and not just within the CIA but in Congress and the Senate as well. I find it funny that politicians complain that they're not being included in regards to what's going on with NSA eavesdropping and the like.

Maybe it's because you can't be trusted with classified information vital to national security!

January 31, 2006

CNN Can't Convert Days Into Years And Months

I was just watching CNN's post State of the Union speech coverage and I had to laugh. One of the factoids their "Truth Panel" brought up to point out that the war against terrorists has not been successful is that it's been 1,602 days since the attacks on 9/11 and that Osama and his second in command have still not been caught.

Who, I ask you, in the heck would use DAYS as a time scale to track events since 9/11? Even if wanting to make the same point, wouldn't most rational people say that it's been over four years since the attack? Or if they really wanted to get detailed say "close to four years and five months"? Who the heck lists a duration of four plus years in days?

I'll tell you who: Someone who wants to make the number look worse, or larger than it is.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a good thing that those guys are still out there somewhere. I'm just pointing out the blatant bias out there in the news media.

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